Author Archives: The Schnozz

Christmas, the Time of Darkness

Now that Christmas is almost upon us, it’s as good a time as any to talk about the Satanic elements embedded within the holiday ritual, and that the real Reason for the Season is to give praise to the Prince … Continue reading

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Schnozz of the Month: Christ as Salvator Mundi

A painting of Christ as Salvator Mundi, rediscovered in the 21st century and allegedly made by the hand of Leonardo, was sold last week for $450.3 million. This is the highest price ever disgorged for a painting. Of course, everyone … Continue reading

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Lifetime TV Announces a New Show with Abby Lee Miller – “Dance Or Be Devoured”

Lifetime television has announced a new reality dance program called “Dance or Be Devoured,” featuring Abby Lee Miller, the star of “Dance Moms.” Twelve full-figured dancers will compete for the ultimate prize, or face the ultimate sacrifice. Continue reading

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Doctor Agrees to Decapitate Patient, Feed it for up to One Year

A renowned physician in Bangalore, India has decapitated a female patient in following through with her surgical wishes, our investigative team reports. Continue reading

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Schnozz of the Month: Rupi Kaur

Rupi Kaur, the world’s most popular living poet, is not going away any time soon. Her sophomore publication, a poetry collection titled the sun and her flowers, is released this month. There is no doubt that her self-empowering, feminist vers libre speaks to this generation; however, a portion of her success must also go to her enormous schnozz. Continue reading

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